So this is it, the beginning, the commencement, the origin, the prelude, square one, the takeoff into the atmosphere.
I would like for the words you are reading to take you to another place, a place where everything is different from anything you've ever seen-- where sharks drive you to work and walruses bring you your morning coffee.
In order to do that, all you must do gentle reader is put down your defenses, your inhibitions and your preconceived notions about everything you have ever seen, heard, smelled, tasted and touched.
Because now everything is turned topsy-turvy, and the two of us are about to bust a move and blow your mind right through to the magma within.
It will happen-- just give us the chance.