The fabled crunchberry tree

A woman actually sued Cap'n Crunch saying she was misled into thinking crunchberries were real fruits.

While I imagine a land with crunchberry trees would be a magical, enchanted place, even I find this one pretty ridiculous.

A trial where Cap'n Crunch has to show up, and brings in Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger and that Cookie Crisp criminal in as his witnesses would be pretty awesome however.

Vodka for breakfast

Behold the latest spirit creation-- Bacon Vodka! I am still awaiting as to when the entire breakfast cannon will be available in vodka format-- Waffle Vodka, Pancake Vodka, Oatmeal Vodka, Blueberry Muffin Vodka and Lox Vodka.

Can't you just imagine a breakfast buffet full of shots poured marked by pictures of various vodka flavors-- as far as the eye can see.

I would certainly be a VIP at a place like that.

The Bacone

I am transfixed by this thing. It's wonderful, it's HORRIBLE, it's the alpha and omega of foods. And it won Judge's Choice at this year's Bacon Camp in San Francisco. What is Bacon Camp, you ask? WELL ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE:

BaconCamp - The Internet Bacon Meme in 60 Seconds from Bac'n.com on Vimeo.

Why did I EVER move away from San Francisco?

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